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Demonizing Soros, Beck’s New Cottage Industry

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In the world of media, the most important thing to a radio or TV shock jock is the ratings book. In Beck’s case, since he brings in almost ZERO net advertising revenue due to the Beck boycott, this is critically important because the only rationale for keeping him around is that he holds people from the previous show to the next show. If this is falling apart, so is Glenn.

As reported earlier, Glenn lost almost a 3rd of his demographic compared to October 2009 even in an election year. This means that his attacks on progressives, Pelosi, Obama, and MSNBC are not holding his audience. Sooner or later one of his crackpot lunatic conspiracies has to come true or even the faithful will start to fade away. Since this shtick is failing, time to bring out the Big Guns… an all-out blitzkrieg smear campaign against George Soros.

George Soros, philanthropist, realist, socialist

Glenn Beck's fantasy now revolves around the idea that this man is taking over the US Government

Glenn Beck has spent most of this week attempting to link George Soros, Hungarian-American philanthropist, with the following evil, James Bondish conspiracy plot. The 5 point plot follows below.

UPDATE 11/14

Glenn Beck appeared on Bill O’Reilly’s show on Friday to explain and discuss this plot, which is according to Beck the most dangerous threat facing America today. The video is below with my comments.

1. Establishing a shadow government that REALLY controls the US and this conspiracy goes back to Students for a Democratic Society. (wow) Also Bill Ayers (Weather Underground & university professor), and the Open Society Institute, a philanthropic worldwide organization that promotes democracy, education, and health. Also included in this shadow control are MediaMatters (LOL) and Huffington Post (ROFL… Roy Secroft can’t even tie his own shoes without drooling on them). Beck never says how this shadow government controls anything. Seriously, Glenn. What agencies are they going to control? Name them, name who is control and what they are doing that can even remotely be construed as “taking control of the US government”. If you mean governing, i.e., making decisions about public policy, such as auto safety, clean air, military spending, and so on, that’s what we pay them to do.

2. Controlling the airwaves… somehow Beck thinks that helping fund NPR is “controlling” the airwaves. Holy Tabernacle of Mornoni, BatBoy! Clear Channel, Sinclair, and Fox News Corporation control the airwaves. Everyone knows that, don’t they? Doesn’t Glenn know that? How could he NOT know that? He’s been in broadcasting for 25 years.

Killing NPR has been one of the right-wing mantras since the Newt Gingrich “Contract With America” Congress came to town. What they did was they threatened to de-fund the Corporation for Public Broadcasting unless they became more “fair and balanced” to the GOP. Sometimes there IS no balance, there’s just the simple fact that the GOP is stealing us blind. The result of Gingrich’s threat was that Corporation for Public Broadcasting’s media outlets, NPR and PBS, took a sharp turn to the right. They supported the invasion of Iraq, for example, by under-reporting or ignoring the factual stories that went contrary to the Bush Administration. Reminder to CPB: if you don’t do it, who will?

UPDATE 11/19/10

I got curious about the actual state of the media so I did a little more research. I found a nifty page done as a project for a college class and I thought you might find it interesting. I tried to contact the author of the page, but she must have graduated. She admits that the page is incomplete, and I was trying to find out if she would consider spending a bit more time to update with information about the radio biz, which is mostly missing from this chart.

3. Destroying the state by making kids hate capitalism and encouraging Obama to rule by Executive Order. This is such an idiotic, blatant lie that you’d have to be high on something to even say it. The king of Executive Orders is George W. Bush, who wrote them by the hundreds.

OK here’s the score on Executive Orders. Bush wrote 291 in 8 years, which is an average of 36 per year. Obama has written 65 in 2 years, for an average of 32 per year. But it’s not only the number of executive orders, it’s the content of them. Bush wrote executive orders that nullified federal law and the Constitution. He wrote signing statements that stated that he was planning to violate or would not be held accountable for violation of the very law he was signing. Now that’s wielding executive power. Obama’s idea of executive overreach is to tell the Justice Department to leave Bush alone, or ask the GOP members of Congress if it’s OK that they agree on something now and then.

For a fascinating look at what both men have been doing (or have done) with Executive Orders, visit the National Archives. Each Executive Order is cataloged by subject and the full text of each one is there. Some of it is trivial stuff; some not so much. The easiest way to get there is through Google; use the search phrase “ number of executive orders”. Here are links to

Bush Executive Orders

Obama Executive Orders

4. Provoke an election crisis by seeding the system with Secretaries of State who will try to disrupt elections in the future, that is, assuming they get elected or appointed. LOL, Glenn Beck’s career was saved by Florida Secretary of State Katheryn Harris who did the chicken dance as a night club singer and threw the 2000 election to George W. Bush. Does Beck really believe that someone is plotting to make this happen again and again? How far would a cadre of Soros-appointed Secretaries of State get against the Roberts Supreme Court? Funny stuff. Further, this plan relies on voter fraud, a favorite white-man GOPER whipping boy. There is no voter fraud problem. No GOPER has ever proven that there is, if you know of a single court case in the last 30 years that doesn’t involve Ann Coulter, please let us know.

5. Seize power. I am not exactly sure how they do this one. I think they get Mitch McConnell, Jim DeMint, Eric Cantor, Steve King, Chuck Grassley, Rand Paul, Michelle Bachmann, and all of the rest of the GOP Becktards that control half of our Legislative Branch to sign a paper that says

We’re never going to vote ‘no’ again, in fact we’re all going to be socialists and bow down to Hungarian Bazillionaire George Soros. Further, there won’t be an endless stream of motions from the floor to impeach Barack Obama over the ‘birth certificate’. We PROMISE.

LMFAO!

This is what Beck has been screaming about for the last 6 months? That he’s going to “expose” Soros? Sweet Baby Jesus. Even the most serious Beck fans have to be wondering what the hell is rattling around in his goofy skull. How the hell is any of this stuff even remotely related to a practical plan to turn the US government over to the “socialists” and “Progressives”?

You know, I’ve been watching Beck for a year now, but this has GOT to be the most off-the-wall scrambling to save his ratings that I’ve ever heard. It’s obvious that his demonizing “progressives” wasn’t working.; Too vague. Nobody really knows what that means, and he keeps talking about dead people from 100 years back and nobody really knows history, especially Beck. So why not shift the focus of blame to something more immediate, like, say, George Soros? Beck says that Soros helped put Jews in the gas chambers! Wow. I guess all the Jews should love Glenn Beck for revealing that!

I keep saying this… each new twist is crazier than the last one. Beck is a dead issue, he’s just not aware of it yet.

Update 11/11/10:

The Beckapalooza Show went and stepped in it this time. It turns out that instead of the Jews being happy about him exposing Soros as part of the gas chamber plot during WWII (when he was 14 years old), they’re furious about it. No matzo ball parties for you, Glennie. Instead, the Anti-Defamation League is condemning Beck for his made up bullshit. It’s time that he got called out for what he is… an abject liar on the way out who is scrambling to make his ratings card.

Beck and O’Reilly Talk Up Glenn’s Theory About the Destruction of America by George Soros Et. Al.

If you have any sensitivity to the smell of freshly-excreted cow flop, I recommend you do not watch the following. Also, do not watch this if you are high on nitrous oxide. See comments below.

At :16 Bill calls Beck “the G man” (implying what… FBI?) and also refers to Soros as a “radical left guy”. No, Bill, Soros is a socialist. You’re confused, you think all socialists are radical, because we believe in such far left ideas as 100% voting, health care fore everyone, public libraries, and NPR. (Ooo, scary!)

At :24 the camera pans to Beck who is sitting there with a grin/smirk that makes him appear like he needs a straitjacket.

:40 Bill wants to know what the “headline” is for anyone who might have missed the show (pfffffft!). Here’s Glenn’s response: “What you’re seeing happen, um, and what is coming between the inflation in the grocery stores and the gas pumps, um, the, um, organizations out in the streets, um , it’s a puppet show, it’s a puppet show, it is, it is orchestrated by George Soros. ”

Wait a minute. First of all, food prices have seen moderate increases in the last 6 months, still groceries are only 1.4% above the Consumer Price Index.
Fuel prices are up slightly, which is still within 25 cents per gallon of prices in May 2009. So what organizations are in the streets, exactly, and what are they protesting? OK, let’s hear Glenn explain how this is all being manipulated by George Soros.

To Bill O’s credit, he asks him the direct question at 1:08. ” So let’s take the prices first. So your theory is, that the rising prices, and the rise in food commodity prices is directly attributable to Mr. Soros.”

1:18 Glenn: “Oh yeah, ah, Mr. Soros, um, um, along with allies and, and, he’s created a shadow government which we outlined, um, and really, um, in, in, his own words, the shadow party is something that he did, the shadow party conventions back in 2000.” Not really, Glenn. The Shadow Party thing is based on a widely discredited book by Richard Poe which claims that millions of dollars of Democratic Party campaign contributions were siphoned off into George Soros’ pocket. It is totally absurd, totally undocumented, and just another outright lie.

1:30 Glenn: “… um, and so he and his allies believe there should be a New World Order.” Who was it that first used the phrase “New World Order”? Wasn’t that, hmmm, lemme think.; Hmmm,

Oh, yeah! That was George H. W. Bush, noted NEOCON, the natural enemy of socialists like George Soros, talking up how the world was going to be run by a puppet-like UN dominated by the US. Yeah, but now suddenly the New World Order people are socialists! Damn!

1:37 Glenn: This is an organization that George Soros has been putting together for years, in his own words…

1:50 O’Reilly: He’s got the Open Society Organization, and he’s got all this other business that he finances…

1:50 Glenn: Right. $500 million dollars to some of the most radical leftist organizations…

1:54 Bill O’Reilly: There’s no doubt, there’s no doubt.

1:55 Glenn: The guy who runs that “philanthropy” for him, and picks everybody, was the creator of SDS.

OK, stop stop stop. Glenn, I’m calling bullshit on you until you name names and detail exactly what part they had in the original Weather Underground and what their job description, budget, and organizational branch is like. Saying that somebody used to do this or that is bullshit unless you can prove it and explain it. Saying that he runs a $400 million philanthropy budget is absurd beyond belief. Anyone? Do you know how much money that is for one person to administer?

Glenn and Billo articulate another spew of RWNJ platitudes, mainly about how the socialists are so rich (hey, I could use a few $ over here) and how they want to destroy the US government. One question, sirs: Since the John Birch Society is dead and gone, radicals like Cleon Skousen and Ezra Taft Benson, former Mormon nutters, again dead, discredited. Why has the supposedly powerful progressive New-World-Order-expousing left wing been unable to turn this into a bigger version of Cuba? Why is it that the right wing nuts have been proliferating like rats and getting more and more radical every generation?

It’s because the left-wing conspiracy theory is just Mormon mythology. It’s used to scare people into hating social justice, unions, state institutions, of course, into line. If you step out of line as a Mormon, you’re done.

More on this later. I will try to get through another minute of this tape tomorrow. Good gawd it gets ugly.

Thanks to Jon Stewart

we have a complete explanation of the attack on Soros. Glenn Beck is actually working for Soros. His mission is to destroy Fox News through Glenn Beck.

This all makes perfect sense if you think about it.

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November 11th, 2010 at 1:05 pm

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Beck Flings Homophobic Slur at MSNBC Again

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Because of his slide down the ratings chute, Glenn Beck is apparently feeling the hot breath of MSNBC down his back… and it’s getting him excited. So excited that for the second time in as many weeks, Beck has used homophobic slurs to attack MSNBC staffers.

Lawrence O'Donnell

O'Donnell has "revealed" himself to be "socialist" so to Glenn that means the end is near, oh, and also that O'Donnell is gay

Last time it was his attack on the entire MSNBC staff over the “Lean Over” ad campaign described below in an earlier post. This time it was specifically directed at Lawrence O’Donnell, former Chief of Staff to one of the most powerful men in the US Senate during the 1970s and 1980s, Senator Daniel Patrick Moynahan.

Beck threw a gear with a rant about O’Donnell’s comments regarding how Americans don’t understand the meaning of the word “socialism” (upon which he is absolutely spot on, by the way. O’Donnell’s point is that since the New Deal we are no longer a capitalist country, we have some socialist characteristics that have become very popular. We have a mixed economy, just like every other nation has a mixed economy. There are no more capitalist or socialist states). Beck started in with calling “Larry” “the new hot lover boy” (his emphasis) at MSNBC. If you were opening up a legitimate argument about politics with an opponent, why would you use sexual innuendo in the opening argument? Who talks about men like that?

I’ll tell you who. GAY MEN. More on that in a moment.

Beck continued “He said on Friday he’s not a liberal… no no no … I mean, he could play it straight as an arrow on the air.”

Why would Glenn Beck use terms like “hot lover boy” and “straight arrow”? Because his overcompensation for his own self-loathing homophobia is eating what’s left of his heart from the inside out. Beck can’t even talk about political opponents now without bringing up some kind of sexual reference about gays.

Beck’s sexual hangups have been famous everywhere he worked. After he went through his first transformation from slime shock jock to slime opportunist rightwingnut, he went to war against pornography, particularly porn that involved women dressed in school uniforms. For some reason this really “got” Beck. Why? Could it be that the chapter he wrote in his book about a steamy hot love affair with his sister really happened? After writing 6 or so pages of what could only be called jerkoff material for incestuous pedophiles, he snaps you back to “reality” by saying this is just a made-up story but it somehow illustrates how bad homosexuality is.

Beck also likes to attack homosexuals by saying they have sex with animals. Next claim he’ll have after this Soros thing blows up in his face is that MSNBC is doing the peacock.

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November 9th, 2010 at 9:54 pm

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Glenn Beck Ratings Fall, FAIL

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The weepy Weeble might have something to really cry about according to the ratings chart worked up by TVByTheNumbers.

Glenn has driven himself over the edge

You can drive other people crazy, Glenn, but stay away from the edge of the cliff

Beck has literally gone off the cliff by media standards, plummeting 24% compared to his viewership in October 2009. Put this into perspective. Here’s the man who is trying to claim the crown of the most influential political commentator in American media, and he loses 24% of his audience in the month before the 2010 mid-term elections. Holy Mormon Juice, Batboy, WTF is up with THAT?

In the important 25-54 demographic, the money pot for cable news, Beck did even worse. His ratings dropped 28% for that demographic in the same comparative months. That’s approaching 1/3 of his audience, for those of you who think better in fractions.

So far I haven’t read any theories on why the creepy little goofball would be plummeting like cow flop, but I will stick my neck out and offer a couple of explanations. First off, the man is OCD and ADD at the same time. The OCD makes his show a one-trick pony of crackpot conspiracy theories that haven’t panned out, haven’t got a shred of reality attached to them, and don’t either enlighten or entertain you. If you are constantly being scared, told that there is a meta-plan to imprison you and take away your money, and the only way you can fight it is to buy Beck’s dubious books and Goldline products, sooner or later this is going to drive some of the viewers away. Glenn, I hate to say it, but you’re going to need a new crisis to save your career.

The ADD part of it was evidenced by the 8-28 Rally, where Mormon Beck lined the stage with right wing nutjob preachers and tried to claim the title of grand Poobah of the unified movement to take back America by asserting religion. WTF? Glenn, I don’t think you’ve thought that one through very well. People might get dewey-eyed and huggy when they’re standing there on the Mall being told that God and Jesus and Moroni are all about what it’s all about. But the TeaBaggers whom Glenn organized behind the 9.12 Project (“Oh, let’s remember how we felt so patriotic and unified the day after 37oo people got killed by 19 towelhead terrorists”) have something else on their mind. The TeaBaggers want political blood, they want guns, retribution, revenge, and the end to fluoridation. They got thrown off the bus on 8-28 and actually blown off on 9.12. So there goes that. I was planning to write about that amazing ego of Beck to think he can just whip people up into a frenzy and then expect them to stay fired up for a year just at the mention of his name. It’s almost as if he’s starting to believe his own press. Reality Check for Glenn: a movement is something that you nurture, it takes stroking, supportive words, and most of all you can’t just IGNORE it a year after your first big rally (which you failed to attend, too). I think Obama just learned a lesson about that, didn’t he?

So, there you have it, my analysis of Glenn’s ratings FAIL. I can just hardly wait until the news comes out that he’s been having a homosexual affair with his radio producer for years. You know something like that is coming down the pike.

Update 11/9/10

There is plenty of speculation that due to Beck’s longstanding feuds with other staff (O’Reilly, Hannity, and probably everyone he comes into contact with), his poor ratings, and his lack of revenue due to the Beck Boycott, Rupert Murdoch might be coming to the realization that it’s time to cut Beck loose. At this time the rationale for keeping Beck in his time slot is not direct revenue; it’s because he attracts the pointy-headed freaks that will watch the shows following his show. If that keeps dropping, and there’s no reason why it shouldn’t, Beck is finished. It’s just a matter of time.

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November 8th, 2010 at 3:52 pm

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Glenn Beck Report launches “Glenn Beck Facts”

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Facts about Glenn Beck

Just the facts, the Fun Facts about Glenn Beck.

As a new feature to help keep everyone informed about the world’s biggest and most soulless liar, GlennBeckReport.com is launching a new page, Glenn Beck Facts. Be sure to check it out, we will be updating from time to time with bits of information about Glenn Beck that he has been mostly but not completely successful in suppressing.

There has been some excellent reporting about Beck’s early life. I am reading Alexander Zaitchik’s book Common Nonsense, Glenn Beck and the Triumph of Ignorance. I endorse the book wholeheartedly as a fine piece of journalism, but I do not mean to imply that Mr. Zaitchik endorses this site. (I suspect that he might, though). You should buy this book if you want to understand where Glenn Beck is coming from. It will blow your mind. I always knew Beck was a lying sack of crap, but there is stuff in this book that will turn your stomach.

We hope you enjoy the new feature and find it even more useful than fusing entertainment and enlightenment.

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November 8th, 2010 at 9:53 am

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Glenn Beck Report launches "Glenn Beck Facts"

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Facts about Glenn Beck

Just the facts, the Fun Facts about Glenn Beck.

As a new feature to help keep everyone informed about the world’s biggest and most soulless liar, GlennBeckReport.com is launching a new page, Glenn Beck Facts. Be sure to check it out, we will be updating from time to time with bits of information about Glenn Beck that he has been mostly but not completely successful in suppressing.

There has been some excellent reporting about Beck’s early life. I am reading Alexander Zaitchik’s book Common Nonsense, Glenn Beck and the Triumph of Ignorance. I endorse the book wholeheartedly as a fine piece of journalism, but I do not mean to imply that Mr. Zaitchik endorses this site. (I suspect that he might, though). You should buy this book if you want to understand where Glenn Beck is coming from. It will blow your mind. I always knew Beck was a lying sack of crap, but there is stuff in this book that will turn your stomach.

We hope you enjoy the new feature and find it even more useful than fusing entertainment and enlightenment.

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November 8th, 2010 at 9:53 am

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America Peers Into The Gaping Maw of Our Own Grave

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As we spend the last few hours before the 2010 midterm elections contemplating the events of the last __________ years, (here’s where you fill in the blank depending on your political persuasion) it is becoming increasing alarming that in fact we are at the beginning of the end.

Now is the time for all good men and women to come to the aid of their country

We are in a heap of trouble

When America took back the reins of power from the GOP in 2008 by electoral force it was an emergency situation and the country was getting ready to drive off the cliff. We’ve spent two years trying to prevent that from happening while getting nothing but pure-D racist paranoid delusional resistance from the GOP, their corporation sponsors, and their 24/7 political network that is currently functional as a propaganda arm of the right wing, right out in broad daylight. This is a news organization that fundraises for a political party right on the air. Fox is a “news” organization where the news is made up hourly, and anything that possibly looks bad for Obama and/or the Democrats is echoed back to a deafening roar, until it’s proven false after which it simply vanishes as if it never existed. There is no editorial control over any story for facts, for content, for anything. It is idiots writing idiotic crap for Idiot America, who believes anything as long as it’s repeated often enough and loud enough.

So the short story here is that there has been some progress made despite the GOP and their propaganda machine, funded by Gold Line “investments” and Gold Bond powder. Are Americans ready to let this nation slip back into the chaos of the the Bush years? According to the right wing talking heads, we sure as hell are.

We have reached a situation that is so bizarre that it is as if the monkeys are running the zoo. We have slipped a cog in the national intelligence if the best qualification for running for elected office is that you don’t know anything about the office you’re running for. We have blown a national gasket when we are quite possibly going to send Sharon Angle and Joe Miller to the United States Senate for 6 year terms, which they will have won without having to answer one question, not ONE, from their opponents, their constituents, or political reporters. Iowa is getting ready to re-elect Chuck Grassley to his umpteenth term in the US Senate, where he has made an ass out of himself and humiliated the people of this fine state. Pull the plug on Grannie, indeed, Mr. Grassley. You should pull your head out of your ass and look at what the insurance industry largely officed in Des Moines has done to the people of your state. Insurance rates here went up 25 to 50% for people who have no more money to give. We’re making choices about whether to pay for pills or food. And Grassley doesn’t have the COMMON DECENCY to sit down in a public debate with his opponent and answer some questions about the issues.

Why are all these GOPER candidates afraid to debate? Simple It’s because they know they will get their asses kicked out of the hall. They are wrong about everything, they don’t have any supported facts on their side, all they have commercials by the thousands that stir up fear and discontent without actually stating any factual information or what they will do differently to fix the problem.

The Democrats are nothing to write home about. From a progressive socialist point of view, they are a miserable FAIL. They failed to hold trials to determine if war crimes were committed by the last administration. They failed to end domestic electronic spying. They failed to present a single payer health plan as an option. They have failed miserably, predictably, genetically (or so it seems). All of this failure must be weighed carefully against the resistance they have felt from the GOP plus the gravitas of the situation left in the ruins of Washington DC by the Bush gang of torturing thieves who robbed the national treasury on their way out of town.

A Slight Glimmer of Hope Still Remains

Jon Stewart's Sanity Rally attendence numbers obliterated Glenn Beck's Piety Bullshit rally

Jon Stewart's Sanity Rally attendence numbers obliterated Glenn Beck's phony Mormon cult Piety Bullshit rally

If America’s reaction to the last 2 years is to return control of the Congress to the same people who got us into this mess in the first place, the people who eagerly sought to fight the wrong war in the middle east because of its oil potential, who bust unions, cut off unemployment insurance benefits, write up financial paper that has so many hooks and crooks in it that a New York lawyer can only scratch their head in amazement, if we re-elect the same people who shit on the 98% of us every single time they get a chance, then I’m with Reverend Wright on his one point. It’s not “God bless America.” It’s God DAMN America. The chickens…. are coming home to roost. America’s CHICKENS… are coming HOME to ROOST. We cannot accept the ignorance of our electorate, we cannot tolerate the duplicity of our media, we cannot hide behind these as excuses for the atrocious acts of our government. Our CHICKENS are coming home to ROOST.

They will be swearing them in on January 18th, I believe. If it’s Angle, O’Donnell, Milller, Grassley, Boehner, Cantor, McConnell, Paul, and the rest of that group of amoral cretins running the show, you may as well just pack it in. If you’re under 40 and have a college degree you can move to Canada. It’s 25 years too late for us… but you can still do it.

Get out while you can.

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October 30th, 2010 at 8:55 pm

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Gay-Bashing Beck Tells MSNBC to “Bend Over”

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MSNBC has been running a public service promotional campaign of media from American history; the good, the bad, the terrible, the awesome, all put together to create an inspiring video mashup message to America. The message: We should not be back on our heels, we should lean forward into the adversity we face, find some unity, and pull together to lift America out of this mess by our bootstraps.

Some people may argue that this is a silly idea for an ad campaign. Some may disagree with the premise entirely. Some just reject it politically, you know, the genuine “hate America first” crowd on the right wing who are so superior to everyone else, you know, the real fiscal elitists, the leeches who think they know that Americans are way too stupid to try to find common ground and actually work together to fix problems. In trying to find this video clip I came across several wannabes who thought that they were having fun with it by denigrating it. The fools making themselves look more foolish by attempting to cut of the message they think they somehow “own” at the knees.

Glenn Beck shows his sensitive side

This is the guy who's telling MSNBC to "bend over"?

But not to be outdone, Glenn Beck, noted Mormon homophobe and de facto prince of the religious whack job Christians who don’t even actually realize that Beck is a heretic, had to take this inspirational message and turn it into a homophobic slur. “Bend over”, Glenn says.

Bend over, indeed.

One of the most disreputable and repugnant features of the common right-wing white male is that for some reason that defies explanation, they all seem to be fascinated by anal sex. And not only THAT, it’s also OK to joke about it. This has become so infused into our culture that even late night comedians on broadcast TV crack jokes about “grabbing your ankles” and “soap on a rope” and any number of remarks with innuendo about gay sex, and particularly anal rape.

If any one of these simians were to make a similar comment about women being raped in the ass, they would be off of TV in a matter of minutes. So why the double standard? I believe that it is white male rage at the advances made by LGBT activists over the last few decades. Dyke jokes are ok, too, but any guy who is liberal should just bend over and grab your ankles. At least according to Glenn Beck and his sexist, moronic friends.

UPDATE 10/26: While Rush Limbaugh was discussing the story of Rand Paul’s county campaign coordinator Tim Profitt who stomped on the head belonging to MoveOn.Org’s Lauren Valle (see story below), he just couldn’t tell the story. At least he couldn’t tell the story without saying (you guessed it):

“… it’s not like they’re going to just bend over and grab their ankles”.

This was in reference to the slings and arrows of Lauren Valle, who actually showed up once at some rally in 2008 for the Environmental Defense Fund or equally optimistic group. Nope, Rand Paul and his crew of manly men who tackled an unarmed woman on a public street and then stomped on her head would never do any ankle-grabbing.

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October 26th, 2010 at 11:33 am

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Election Skullduggery: $Billions From Nowhere, Rand Paul Thugs

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As Glenn Beck makes a mocking gesture to those Americans concerned about the billions of unaccounted dollars flowing into 527s, the nuttery of Beck and all GOP candidates is reaching a fevered pitch in the final week before what the media is advertising as a GOP blowout midterm.

Glenn Beck's advisors preparing for duty

Glenn's new advisors preparing to cover the election

As noted here a few days ago, the issue of offshore money buying politicians to influence US foreign policy briefly crossed the national radar. Most Americans, if you ask them, would say that it’s a bad thing when the Chinese or Israeli governments or Saudi royalty send millions of dollars to the US Chamber of Commerce to be laundered and sent on to candidates that will vote favorably on their issues if the money is right. Not to Glenn, though. He thinks it’s hilarious, and to prove that it’s a “joke” he donated $10 grand while on the air. There. That proves it. Not all the money is coming from other governments, some of it is coming from Mormon multi-millionaires who are trying to integrate church and state.

Meanwhile back at the ranch….

Aqua-Buddha/bondage freak/kidnapper Rand Paul’s campaign has hit a new low. They are bringing a particularly savory irony to the Gadsden flag’s ominous warning: “Don’t tread on me.” This time they are literally stomping on the head of a woman who was trying to get a picture of Rand with a sign that links him to the GOP, which is perfectly appropriate since he’s just another GOP toadie. Watch this UN-BELIEVABLE video for yourself:

It’s obvious that the woman is down on the ground and it’s obvious that she is presenting no threat to anyone. She was stomped on the head by one of Paul’s thugs and suffered a concussion. The cops claim they can’t identify the “tough guy” who beat on a woman half his size. Just go look in your wife-beater files, you’ll find him there.

Update 10/27:

The Rand Paul Stomper, Tim Profitt, now claims that Ms Valle owes HIM an apology. I guess it’s her fault that Paul’s thugs attacked her, knocked her to the street, and then put him into a position where he couldn’t help but stomp on her head because he has a bad back.

Sometimes you should just quit while you’re ahead, dude.

UPDATE 10/26:

The stomper (what a manly man!) has been identified as Rand Paul’s Bourbon County Campaign Coordinator Tim Profitt. There is a criminal warrant out for his arrest and MoveOn.Org representatives say that they will take this one to the wall. Good on them, this kind of intimidation from right wing thugs has gone on far too long.

We’re still getting a lot of material from Christine O’Donnell, a.k.a. Samantha Stevens, who can’t open her piehole without delivering another gem of wisdom. Last one was when she questioned whether separation of church and state is actually in the 1st Amendment. Wait a minute… these TeaBaggers are supposed to be experts on the Constiution, aren’t they? Then why is it that none of them, not one, understands that the US government is not to be involved with religion? NOT ONE. They’re all a bunch of religious bigots who are trying to cram Christianity down everybody’s throat. Even Christine, who is presently not a witch.

Sharon Angle, who has implied that if she doesn’t win the election that she will shoot Harry Reid, is quickly becoming the most unglued candidate in American history. She has been taking it in the chops for the most unusual ad in political history… an ad that exhorts Latinos to (no kidding) “DON’T VOTE”. WTF? Don’t vote? Shouldn’t that ad be illegal or something?

Joe Miller admits he lied, then he admits he was lying about what he lied about, then he explains the whole lie. If you can follow that, you are probably a more genuine Yale graduate than Miller is. So here’s the story. First Miller lied about accessing data from computers. Then he admitted accessing the computers, but lied about the data. Then he admitted that he lied about what he was doing with the data, too. Joe Miller’s succinct explanation: “I lied”.

Joe Miller has a curious bunch of supporters. Rachel Maddow did everything she could to get an interview with Miller, who obviously cannot stand up to any critical questions without up-chucking more of his absurd talking points. His supporters are smitten with the same problem. Rachel was doing interviews with supporters while waiting for Miller to emerge from a “debate”. She asked one of them why he supported Miller, to which he responded “Because of what Eric Holder did on guns in the legislature”. WTF? Rachel and I both wanted to know what that was, since Holder has never been in any elected office. This is where it gets fun. She asked the guy to name one specific thing that Holder has done about gun rights. Just name one thing. “Google it”, he said. “Google to find out what Holder and Obama have done to the 2nd Amendment”. In other words, this person graduated from the Search Engine of I Can’t Remember.

McDonalds tells employees to vote Republican… or else.

A McDonalds store in Canton, Ohio issued a written warning to all of its employees stating that if Republicans didn’t win the election, nobody would get raises or benefits. This unbelievable, illegal, and patently absurd warning was in a written memo to employees as reported by Huffington Post’s Amanda Terkel.

Terkel reports: “On Friday, franchise owner Paul Siegfried apologized in a written statement, saying the communication was “an error of judgment on my part.” “Please know it was never my intention to offend anyone,” he added. “For those that I have offended, I sincerely apologize.”

In other words, you got caught with your pants down. It was never your intention to offend anyone, it was your intention to illegally threaten your employees to vote a certain way. Paul Siegfried, I hope they throw the book at you. And also a carton of rotting burgers.

More news as it catches my eye….

-Wexler

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October 26th, 2010 at 9:37 am

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One Year, Still No “Plan” from Glenn Beck

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Savage is a Weenie, Where’s the Beef?

It’s now an entire year since Michael Savage growled the malediction in Beck’s direction that he was a “Hemorrhoid with eyes” and predicted that Beck would be gone from the airwaves in 90 days. We here at the Glenn Beck Report have been rooting for both Dr. Wiener (Mike Savage’s real name) and Glenn, mostly that both of them would STFU but also that Wiener’s prediction would come true.

Well, we gave the Savage Wiener an entire year full of 90 days, and Beck is still on the air, so it’s time to pull the Wiener and move on to other things. To this end, Quinn and I are proud to announce the “Where’s the Plan, Stan” Countdown clock for Glenn’s absurdities.

An Explanation

Glenn Beck the Man Without A Plan

God moves in mysterious ways, indeed. Right now, for Glenn Beck the Big Mystery is Where's the Plan, Stan?

On the 3rd Saturday of November 2009, Glenn Beck gathered the faithful in what has been described in Alexander Zaitchik’s excellent tome Common Nonsense – Glenn Beck and the Triumph of Ignorance as the American version of a Potemkin Village in Florida to hear Glenn reveal The Plan. He actually didn’t say much about The Plan, other than it wasn’t really a plan, per se, but instead was a Plan. He felt this plan, and he felt that it was coming. From somewhere. He knew it was important, in fact it is so important that he thinks, no, he KNOWS, that it’s coming from God. So God is actually speaking through Glenn, he thinks, to deliver The Plan that is not a plan.

The Plan FAILS to Materialize

OK, if you can make any sense out of this cosmic, heaping, steaming pile of charlatanism that would have P. T. Barnum SIGL (spinning in grave laughing) then you should contact your psychiatric provider immediately and tell them that you would like to double up on your Thorazine.

So we are starting the “Where’s The Plan, Stan? One whole year to no plan from Glenn” countdown clock to remind Glenn and all of his followers that Glenn is a fraudulent, deluded, lying Mormon fundamentalist who claims that God speaks to and through him. He claims to be onto a message from God that all of you should follow. He has been claiming this for nearly a year, and on the actual anniversary, Glenn Beck Report will put up a special anniversary edition post commemorating One Entire Year Of BS with Nothing To Show For It.

(Title may vary).

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October 19th, 2010 at 10:14 am

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One Year, Still No "Plan" from Glenn Beck

with one comment

Savage is a Weenie, Where’s the Beef?

It’s now an entire year since Michael Savage growled the malediction in Beck’s direction that he was a “Hemorrhoid with eyes” and predicted that Beck would be gone from the airwaves in 90 days. We here at the Glenn Beck Report have been rooting for both Dr. Wiener (Mike Savage’s real name) and Glenn, mostly that both of them would STFU but also that Wiener’s prediction would come true.

Well, we gave the Savage Wiener an entire year full of 90 days, and Beck is still on the air, so it’s time to pull the Wiener and move on to other things. To this end, Quinn and I are proud to announce the “Where’s the Plan, Stan” Countdown clock for Glenn’s absurdities.

An Explanation

Glenn Beck the Man Without A Plan

God moves in mysterious ways, indeed. Right now, for Glenn Beck the Big Mystery is Where's the Plan, Stan?

On the 3rd Saturday of November 2009, Glenn Beck gathered the faithful in what has been described in Alexander Zaitchik’s excellent tome Common Nonsense – Glenn Beck and the Triumph of Ignorance as the American version of a Potemkin Village in Florida to hear Glenn reveal The Plan. He actually didn’t say much about The Plan, other than it wasn’t really a plan, per se, but instead was a Plan. He felt this plan, and he felt that it was coming. From somewhere. He knew it was important, in fact it is so important that he thinks, no, he KNOWS, that it’s coming from God. So God is actually speaking through Glenn, he thinks, to deliver The Plan that is not a plan.

The Plan FAILS to Materialize

OK, if you can make any sense out of this cosmic, heaping, steaming pile of charlatanism that would have P. T. Barnum SIGL (spinning in grave laughing) then you should contact your psychiatric provider immediately and tell them that you would like to double up on your Thorazine.

So we are starting the “Where’s The Plan, Stan? One whole year to no plan from Glenn” countdown clock to remind Glenn and all of his followers that Glenn is a fraudulent, deluded, lying Mormon fundamentalist who claims that God speaks to and through him. He claims to be onto a message from God that all of you should follow. He has been claiming this for nearly a year, and on the actual anniversary, Glenn Beck Report will put up a special anniversary edition post commemorating One Entire Year Of BS with Nothing To Show For It.

(Title may vary).

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October 19th, 2010 at 10:14 am

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