Free Glenn Beck Halloween Mask!
As we warm up for the holiday spirit, we would like to get the ball rolling with a free gift to you from GlennBeckReport.com! It’s a Halloween mask that you can download, print, cut out, assemble, and wear!
Here are the first two in our Glenn Beck Halloween Mask series. The first is the “Vapo-Rub or Vasoline?” edition. Next to it is the ever-popular “Glenn Beck Joker” version, especially scary because most of his listeners can’t tell that he’s joking. Future masks may include the “Murderous Intent”, the “Do Ya Think I’m Snarky?”, the “I Curse Mormon God”, the “What, Me Controversial?”, and the ever-popular “Get Off MY PHONE!”.
Vapo-Rub or Vasoline?
Glenn Beck - Joking?
1. Click on the picture to download, then print out the mask .pdf file
2. Carefully cut the head out of the paper
3. Cut out the eyes
4. Place clear tape on both sides of the ear tabs
5. Poke holes in the head with an ice pick at the ear tabs
6. Cut string or elastic to length and fasten on the ear tabs behind mask
7. Don the mask and freak everybody out!
Please consider the following precautions!
1. If the mask is to be used for a child, be sure the eyeholes line up so the child can see through the mask
2. Do not give the mask to any child who can’t understand the choking hazard (somebody may want to choke them)
3. Please be aware that there are a good number of neighborhoods where it may not be a good idea to wear this mask!
4. IMPORTANT! By downloading and using this mask, you agree to assume any and all risks associated with using the mask an hold us harmless in case of accident, injury, or other mishap.
Can anyone explain to me why you hate Glenn Beck without swearing or foul language. Thanks
Ron N
12 Oct 09 at 1:30 pm
Truth be told, Ron, he’s a rather pathetic figure. If he wasn’t raking in millions of dollars by playing on the worst, delusional fears of my fellow countrymen then I probably wouldn’t pay any attention to him at all. I more or less co-existed with Limbaugh for the last 10 years.
But Beck is different. He incites people to hate their government, he spreads dangerous lies and crackpot conspiracy theories, and people act on these lies by buying guns and ammo and take them to public meetings.
Is that the kind of America you want? Seriously, do you want people packing heat everywhere they go with the potential of a gunfight breaking out at any time?
You’ll probably complain that Beck has never said anything about going to places with guns. But ask the people out there with the guns why they’re there… ask ‘em.
BTW, the 9/12 Project is cracked and I noticed you didn’t try to refute anything I have written there.
admin
12 Oct 09 at 2:21 pm
Ron,
Basically it’s because he’s a simple man who thinks he has a bead on life. An education might have helped him, but lost to ignorance now. If he wasn’t tearing America apart by sharing his primal message of hate and distrust with millions of equally uneducated people, he’d be just another simple-mined person who thought he knew how the world works.
Thanks for asking,
Justa
Justa Guy
20 Oct 09 at 12:12 am
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Write FUXHEAD across the mask’s forehead
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30 Oct 09 at 4:05 pm