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As we warm up for the holiday spirit, we would like to get the ball rolling with a free gift to you from! It’s a Halloween mask that you can download, print, cut out, assemble, and wear!

Here are the first two in our Glenn Beck Halloween Mask series. The first is the “Vapo-Rub or Vasoline?” edition. Next to it is the ever-popular “Glenn Beck Joker” version, especially scary because most of his listeners can’t tell that he’s joking. Future masks may include the “Murderous Intent”, the “Do Ya Think I’m Snarky?”, the “I Curse Mormon God”, the “What, Me Controversial?”, and the ever-popular “Get Off MY PHONE!”.

Vapo-Rub or Vasoline?

Vapo-Rub or Vasoline?

Glenn Beck - Joking?

Glenn Beck - Joking?

1. Click on the picture to download, then print out the mask .pdf file
2. Carefully cut the head out of the paper
3. Cut out the eyes
4. Place clear tape on both sides of the ear tabs
5. Poke holes in the head with an ice pick at the ear tabs
6. Cut string or elastic to length and fasten on the ear tabs behind mask
7. Don the mask and freak everybody out!

Please consider the following precautions!
1. If the mask is to be used for a child, be sure the eyeholes line up so the child can see through the mask
2. Do not give the mask to any child who can’t understand the choking hazard (somebody may want to choke them)
3. Please be aware that there are a good number of neighborhoods where it may not be a good idea to wear this mask!
4. IMPORTANT! By downloading and using this mask, you agree to assume any and all risks associated with using the mask an hold us harmless in case of accident, injury, or other mishap.

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October 5th, 2009 at 6:53 am

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  1. Can anyone explain to me why you hate Glenn Beck without swearing or foul language. Thanks

    Ron NNo Gravatar

    12 Oct 09 at 1:30 pm

  2. Truth be told, Ron, he’s a rather pathetic figure. If he wasn’t raking in millions of dollars by playing on the worst, delusional fears of my fellow countrymen then I probably wouldn’t pay any attention to him at all. I more or less co-existed with Limbaugh for the last 10 years.

    But Beck is different. He incites people to hate their government, he spreads dangerous lies and crackpot conspiracy theories, and people act on these lies by buying guns and ammo and take them to public meetings.

    Is that the kind of America you want? Seriously, do you want people packing heat everywhere they go with the potential of a gunfight breaking out at any time?

    You’ll probably complain that Beck has never said anything about going to places with guns. But ask the people out there with the guns why they’re there… ask ‘em.

    BTW, the 9/12 Project is cracked and I noticed you didn’t try to refute anything I have written there.

    adminNo Gravatar

    12 Oct 09 at 2:21 pm

  3. Ron,

    Basically it’s because he’s a simple man who thinks he has a bead on life. An education might have helped him, but lost to ignorance now. If he wasn’t tearing America apart by sharing his primal message of hate and distrust with millions of equally uneducated people, he’d be just another simple-mined person who thought he knew how the world works.

    Thanks for asking,

    Justa GuyNo Gravatar

    20 Oct 09 at 12:12 am

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  7. Write FUXHEAD across the mask’s forehead

    planetspinzNo Gravatar

    30 Oct 09 at 4:05 pm

  8. What I like about Glenn Beck is that he does not just say things on his show. He provides proof whether it be audio clips or Video Clips. Unlike others that say something and expect you to believe it, Glenn Beck says it and this supports his statement with actual audio or video so that it is undisputed. If you folks who hate him would open your eyes and ears and put aside your judgement of the man for one second you would find that what he’s telling you is factual and he backs it up with audio and video. How can you dispute that?

    Brian12345No Gravatar

    6 Oct 10 at 8:03 pm

  9. Oh goodie, another live wire here!

    OK, Brian, let’s just assume what you are saying is true, that he supports whatever he says with audio and video. So in order for your premise to be true, you have to believe that audio and video cannot be doctored, taken out of context, or so on. If you believe that, you are not paying attention, because it is, all the time. For example, remember the pimp video about ACORN? That video actually proved that ACORN did the right thing, not that they were trying to get someone on the voting records and on welfare. It was doctored to show that. Google James O’Keefe, discredited butt boy for Andrew Breitbart.

    But let’s take the other approach. Beck keeps saying that Obama is a socialist. Yet his record for proposals for new legislation is clearly down the center. The health care bill was a good case in point. The bill was an attempt by the Obama administration to work with the GOP in Congress. They quibbled over minutia, then they didn’t even vote for it. The whole idea was to stall the process and turn out the worst possible bill they could.

    So how does that make Obama a socialist? He tried to work with both sides of the aisle. He made key concessions before the negotiations even began. No socialism there. Oh, maybe you think the health care reform bill itself was socialist. Well, not exactly, see, Brian, the way it works is that when people get sick they go to the doctor whether they have insurance or don’t. Somebody has to pay for it. Or maybe you’d prefer a society where people who can’t afford health care don’t get to see a doctor. I’m paying over $1k a month for private health care insurance. There are millions of Americans who live in households with less income that that. Maybe they should just let their kids die, let the bodies rot in the streets. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

    So where’s the proof that OnStar is spying on you? Where’s the proof that eating arugula means that you’re out of touch with the common man? Where’s the proof that your Mormon boy keeps repeating that the US is supposed to be a Christian nation? (Ironic, isn’t it, to hear that from a cult member?)

    Wanna dance?


    admin(Wexler)No Gravatar

    6 Oct 10 at 8:42 pm

  10. Glenn Beck has millions informed listeners and what do you have here???….A handful of idiots!

    LoreNo Gravatar

    15 Oct 10 at 6:12 pm

  11. You don’t even want to know how many hits we get per day. And by the way, you have a very twisted version of ‘informed’. You people are so gullible it hurts.

    admin(Quinlan)No Gravatar

    15 Oct 10 at 6:22 pm

  12. Could it be because this site is called and someone unsuspecting like myself runs into it??? Also you were pretty quick to reply, I don’t see Glenn Beck having to reply at all to anything on his website… He’s alittle to busy with the TRUTH. But hey, we all have our own opionion and that is what makes America great!

    LoreNo Gravatar

    15 Oct 10 at 7:18 pm

  13. Right. If you think Beck is full of truth, why don’t you go over to the lies page and dispute some of that. And Beck doesn’t reply because he doesn’t care. He’s a millionaire charlatan demagogue. He does not give a shit about anybody but himself.

    admin(Quinlan)No Gravatar

    15 Oct 10 at 7:48 pm

  14. Lore…. you’re definitely one of the handful of idiots.

    Most of the people who visit here know better than to try an ad populum argument to defend an insane demagogue (after posting this, I see that Quin has already used the word “demagogue”, which is spot on, but I’ll substitute “piece of shit” because it fits just as well).

    Except for Idiot America, for which Glenn Beck is the crowning achievement, and you are the poster child.

    You really ought to read some books now and again, instead of watching someone on TV who tells you he reads books yet can’t tell shit from Shinola when it comes to any subject, any one at all. Unless it’s selling schmucks like you HIS books, which he likely has to pay someone to write for him.

    Are you a religious person, Lore? If so, you’d better get down on your knees right now and either pray to God or pray to Mormon God, who are not the same person in any way, shape, or form, that Glenn Beck is forgiven for leading you and your monkey friends astray.

    Oh, and if you forget to pay your firefighter tax, hope that Beck isn’t the one who makes the call to put your fire out or let your family burn up in your house. Nice, nice, at least he was honest about his assholiness.

    admin(Wexler)No Gravatar

    15 Oct 10 at 7:54 pm

  15. is run by an idiot who thinks if he can mock someone then he must be right. There is no way to put comments on the site so he doesn’t let anyone disput is b***Sh**. He is stupid enough to think that just because he can make a picture of a penis on a body that he is right. His biggest lie it that he is exposing Becks lies.

    TrainNo Gravatar

    24 Oct 10 at 4:17 am

  16. Well lookie here, we got ourselves a real indignant one! “No way to put comments on the site…” why look how wrong you are right from the beginning. We welcome comments. We even welcome comments from people like you who make baseless accusations.

    For example, you claim that we are lying when we say we expose Beck’s lies. There are pages of his lies on the Glenn Beck Lies link. Can you dispute one of our findings? No. You can’t. So you’re posting like a crank from Idiot America. We need cranks, but America doesn’t need sheeple. You’re a sheeple, too, by the sound of it. You apparently don’t believe that Beck lies, which proves that your ability to think critically is severely impaired.

    There’s a slight possibility that cognitive therapy with an informed psychological counselor could help you get your shit straight. Then maybe you wouldn’t believe that AmeriCorps is an Obama plot to build a personal police force that has a budget bigger than the Pentagon. Or perhaps you wouldn’t believe that Progressives are Nazis. Or maybe you wouldn’t believe that OnStar is a government plot to spy on you while you drive your GM product.

    Just maybe. Meanwhile put on your free mask, or perhaps in your case you ought to spring for a few bucks, go to a costume shop and get yourself a dick head mask. Happy Halloween.

    PS I hope your house doesn’t burn to the ground anytime soon with a fire department standing there watching your family burn alive because you forgot to pay your “fire department tax”, which Glenn thinks is the ONLY way people like you can learn your lesson.

    admin(Wexler)No Gravatar

    24 Oct 10 at 5:54 am

  17. glen is really not that bad.. you people make him out to be the antichrist.. if you got such a problem with him and what he talks about.. DONT WATCH OR LISTEN TO HIM!!!! would save alot of dumbass people writing crap on here that really others could care less about..

    DennisNo Gravatar

    30 Oct 10 at 9:45 pm

  18. There’s a lot of people that I dislike but choose to ignore. I dislike and do NOT choose to ignore Beck because he is a racist, demagogue bigot that influences so many people. He’s lying to millions of people and the scary thing is that people believe him.

    admin(Quinlan)No Gravatar

    30 Oct 10 at 10:18 pm

  19. Dennis.

    In order to be an antichrist there has to be a christ. No such thing.

    You shouldn’t go around deprecating yourself, Dennis. I know that some of you dumbass people write crap on here, but don’t be so hard on yourself. We’ll still let you post, even without the disclosure.

    I know a lot of people don’t care. That’s why we do the site, it’s because idiocy has taken over the public media and people like you don’t “get” it. You don’t understand that public policy decisions need to be informed by facts, not by wild ass conspiracy theories, character assassination, and smears. When you DO “get” it, if that ever happens, you’ll see this site in a whole different light, I guarantee it.


    admin(Wexler)No Gravatar

    31 Oct 10 at 8:52 am

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