The Glenn Beck Report

This foul-mouthed idiot cursed the Glenn Beck tent to fold by 2009. Can't do it, Mike, there's more incest stories to be told.

Michael Weiner, aka “Mike Savage”, cursed the bee-jeezus out of Glenn Beck which I first reported about in October 2009 HERE. During the curse Dr. Savage (Doctor of Wienerology?) called Glenn a “hemorrhoid with eyes” and cursed him to be “gone from the airwaves” in 90 days”.

Well, I’m not a HUGE fan of Dr. Wiener/Savage, but you know the old saying “Is the enemy of my enemy my friend”? Well, no. Doc Wiener is never going to be my friend, because I don’t befriend fascist, reactionary, ignorant, loud mouths who lie like dogs and write their own history as they go along. However, since he did curse the subject of this blog, it must be taken into consideration.

The original curse expired January 21, 2010. I graciously granted Beck a 90 day extension, because I didn’t think he’d be off the air by then. It’s hard to get this cursy-worsy thingie down to an accurate science, so we shouldn’t be too hard on Dr. Wiener for missing it by 90 or 180 days.

Anyway, I’ve been debating it, mulling it over, so to speak, and I just want to let Glenn know that The Glenn Beck Report is 100% behind you, Glenn, so look behind you wherever you go. We will probably extend your show so you don’t have to be off the air like Dr. Wiener says you do. He’s a nasty old Gentile anyway, not a wholesome Mormon boy like you.