The Glenn Beck Report

Were Eric Massa and Glenn Beck separated at birth?

Glenn has been licking his chops and sharpening his knives waiting for a new opportunity to “scoop” the socialist-Nazi-fascist-communist agenda of some target like Van Jones, the former Commissar of Comrade Obama’s Ministry of Energy.  When Eric Massa,  self-ousted US Representative from NY29th Congressional District  started running into problems, and then when he started going bat-shit-wakko, Glenn thought he might be able to get some juicy tidbits to stoke the fires under his boiling pot of conspiracy theory goo.

Glenn actually went on the defense/offense for Massa, claiming that he was really not one of the Bad Guys.  At least not any more.  Glenn said on Monday that Eric Massa was “like a Soviet defector”.  LOL. Oh, the information you can get from a former enemy of the state who turns. You see, if you’re a Democrat, you’re not really serving in the US government, you’re serving in the former Soviet Union.  It’s an insider game, you have to be a member of the communist-fascist-socialist-Nazi party first, but then once you prove your depth of loathing for America, and spit on/burn an American flag, then you can become a Democrat.

Beck decided to give Massa an entire hour today (Tuesday) to chat about all of the comings and goings-on in the belly of the Beast. a.k.a., the Democratic Party caucus of the US House of Representatives.

Some of you who frequent this site know that I never actually watch Glenn Beck’s show, but after watching some of the clips today I rather wish that I had.  Eric Massa must be a double agent, Glenn, because his idiotic, insane blathering made YOU look like a the guy in the big pants who just got seltzer squirted into them.  It was HILARIOUS! Beck had the look of someone who had just been delivered the knockout punch but hasn’t hit the floor yet. He was non-plussed, no matter what he did, no matter what tricks he tried, he couldn’t get Massa to say anything except that Rahm Emmanuel poked him while in a shower in the Congressional gym locker room. With his FINGER, now I know how some of you think!

This is a very weird story, and it’s just weirder because Beck hyped it up on his radio and TV shows yesterday, even getting negative attention from Michelle Malkin and Rush Limbaugh. (Today Rush promised to leave the country in 5 years if the current health care plan passes. If we all chip in $100, maybe he’ll leave in 1 year?) So once again the Beckster suffers and epic FAIL, this one might even have Rupert Murdoch wondering why the hell he’s footing the bill for Beck’s dippy show. Could it be the end of Glenn Beck’s free ride on the airwaves?

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I will update this post later this week; I am rather posted out this evening having written my first and probably last “diary” over at DailyKos.  Markos Moulitsas made a point of joining Glenn Beck today with baseless attacks on two of my favorite progressives, Dennis Kucinich and Ralph Nader.  Kucinich was on Keith Olbermann Monday night delivering a succinct and cogent argument as to why we shouldn’t settle for the current health care bill.  I guess if you do that, you’re Ralph Nader and you caused 2 wars and everything wrong in the world today by “stealing” the election from Al Gore in 2000.  Really?!!?   If you want to read and comment on the “diary”, here’s a link:

wwwexler DailyKos diary

That’s it for now.