The Glenn Beck Report

Fox News’ no-class clown is trying to “ring” every drop of savory insanity from his own perverted interpretation of a realty-based criticism of Fox.

White House Communications Director Anita Dunn told Howie Kurtz of CNN what is obvious to anyone who follows politics. She said that Fox News is an arm of the GOP, that they ignore real news stories and instead exist to mix their GOP prejudice with a carefully selected group of stories that support GOP talking points.

Glenn Beck thinks it’s funny to twist this into the lie that the White House is trying to shut down Fox and particularly his show. Yesterday he insulted Jews everywhere by claiming that this was like the Holocaust. Today he is comparing it to the Cold War by placing a “red phone” on his set and begging the White House to call him to work things out before they bomb. See below….

Well, Glenn if that phone rings you had better not pick it up. It might be Reality checking in to set you straight on your hyperbolic ranting. It might be whatever evil force it was from the movie “The Ring”. Or, equivalently, it might be the President of the Mormon Church calling to tell you to STFU about being a Mormon because you’re scaring people away and you don’t represent the views of mainstream LDS members.

Now, Glenn, I know you’re reading this because you’re so demented and egomaniacal that you obsessively search for any criticism of your delusional self. But please, for your own good, don’t assume that Anita Dunn is watching your show because she isn’t. People in power don’t do things like that, they pay other people to do them, kind of like the illegals you hire to mow your yard(s). Take my advice, for your own good, lower your expectations.

The only thing on the Red Phone is your hyperactive ADDD imagination.