The Glenn Beck Report

Can you help Glenn Beck out?

I Want YOU to help re-whiten America!

He is looking for 56 white men to help re-found America.  Glenn Beck says he “believe[s] we only need 56 men today to free our government from the rabid corruption and special interests and to protect and defend the republic and the Constitution of the United States of America. “Re-found America!?”, you ask. “Why should we re-found America?”

Well, according to SOME people, (not naming names) America has gotten too far off from what America was supposed to be when it was founded. That is, Christian fundamentalist white men.

So Glenn’s going to “fix” our “corrupted government” by “re-founding” it. Some of you might consider this to be threatening to overthrow the government, but that’s not it at all. Glenn just sees a problem. The problem is that those people have taken away our country and if they continue to be part of the “problem”, they better watch out.

So Glenn Beck is looking for 56 good men (if you are a white slaveholder, it would be more appropriate) to re-found the country. Together, 56 white men with the right attitude will be able to fix America into the dystopic vision of the dysfunctional mind of the weeping Glenn “I love America so much it hurts” Beck.

Glenn Beck wants to accomplish this democratically, small d, of course.  He will do this by a nomination process.  Think of it! You can participate in re-founding America by nominating one of the 56 men who will fix it!  The suspense!  The angst!  The drama… who will you nominate!?!?

For more information, please click http://www.the912project.com/take-action-get-involved/re-found-america/.

OR, you can just do like I did and nominate yourself.  Send your nomination to: refounders@foxnews.com

Here is a sample form you can use for your self-nomination letter to Fox News.  It happens to be the one I sent in, feel free to use all or any part of it you feel is appropriate.  Cheers!

Nomination for one of 56 re-founders

I would like to nominate myself, William W. Wexler, for the honor of being one of the 56 re-founders.

I would be happy to assist in re-founding America, using the US Constitution as my guide at all times, in the context of having a diverse society of 300 million people of all religions and no religion, black, brown, white, women, men, gays, and whatever, who all are trying to get along after having their money stolen from them by the banks and 30 years of Republicans destroying America.  America belongs to the people, all of us, not to non-persons such as corporations.  It belongs to the laborer on the factory floor, just as much as it belongs to the boss in the plush office.  Yes, egalitarianism, fairness, share the wealth.  I am 200% for that!  Health care for all, fair wage for a fair day’s work, no demagoguery, just plain truth.  We don’t need a sugar coating, we don’t need right-wing noise, we don’t need phony patriotism, we need people like me who love their country and have sacrificed dearly for it.

You may contact me at this email address to notify me of your selection of me.

wexler@glennbeckreport.com

-Wexler